Stop acting like a rookie!
Stop Driving.
Start Earning.
The "Secret Weapon" software that turns your truck into a money printer.
THE OLD WAY
- ❌ Driving 20 mins between stops
- ❌ Guessing on Facebook Ads
- ❌ Sending invoices at midnight
THE NEW WAY
- ✅ 15 jobs on ONE street
- ✅ Robot finds $10 customers
- ✅ Zero-Touch Admin
Here is exactly how much money you are lighting on fire every month by doing things "The Hard Way":
Paying $50/lead because you're guessing.
Driving 15 mins between jobs.
20hrs/wk @ $50/hr doing manual billing.
You are paying $7,500 a month for the privilege of being exhausted.
Stop it.
I Built A Machine To Fix This.
1. The "Ad Robot"
You suck at ads. It's okay. So did I.
My software writes 500 ads a day. It tests them all. It finds the one that gets customers for $10 and fires the rest. It's like hiring a marketing genius for pennies.
2. The "Density Map"
Stop driving across town for one bin.
RouteFunnels connects to City Maps. It ONLY shows ads to people who live on the street you are already on. You drive less. You make more. Simple.
3. The "Sleep" Button
I hate paperwork.
When a customer signs up, the software bills them, routes them, and emails them. You don't touch a computer. You go to sleep. You wake up richer.
But Wait... You Have Excuses.
Here are 25 reasons you want to say "No" (and why you're wrong).
1. "$799 is too expensive."
THE TRUTH:
RouteFunnels replaces a $4,000/mo office manager. It's not a bill; it's your cheapest employee.
2. "I'm not good with computers."
THE TRUTH:
Good. I built this so you just push one button: "Launch." If you can use Facebook, you're overqualified.
3. "I don't have time to set this up."
THE TRUTH:
You work 14 hours because you don't have this. My team will set it up FOR YOU while you drive.
4. "Agencies always rip me off."
THE TRUTH:
I agree. That's why I built a ROBOT. Robots don't lie. You see the logs. You see exactly where the money goes.
5. "My town is saturated."
THE TRUTH:
Your competitors are driving across town. You will target only the neighbors of your current customers. Dominate your street.
6. "Does this work for Landscaping?"
THE TRUTH:
A route is a route. If you visit customers on a schedule (pools, grass, bugs), this math is identical.
7. "I'm just a one-man show."
THE TRUTH:
That's why you need it. This software IS your office staff. Stay one-man, make 5-man profit.
8. "I hate contracts."
THE TRUTH:
So do I. Cancel anytime. I don't want your money if I'm not making you rich.
9. "I have a small ad budget."
THE TRUTH:
The AI works better with small budgets. It squeezes every drop of value out of your $500.
10. "Why are you selling this?"
THE TRUTH:
I run my own fleet with this. But I can't clean every bin in America. I'd rather help you than let franchises win.
11. "I already use Jobber."
THE TRUTH:
Jobber is a calendar. RouteFunnels is a Growth Engine. Keep Jobber, use us to FILL it.
12. "My customers are old school."
THE TRUTH:
If they can text their grandkids, they can pay you. Our SMS links are idiot-proof.
13. "Will employees steal my clients?"
THE TRUTH:
No. The data lives in YOUR system, not on a clipboard. You own the relationship.
14. "I don't want to grow too fast."
THE TRUTH:
Use our "Capacity Throttle." Tell the system "I want 5 new jobs," and it stops selling when you hit 5.
15. "Will this complicate my day?"
THE TRUTH:
No. It replaces the broken parts (billing, scheduling) and leaves the work to you. It simplifies.
16. "Facebook leads are trash."
THE TRUTH:
They're trash because you don't filter them. We force payment UP FRONT. Only paid customers show up.
17. "What if I get stuck?"
THE TRUTH:
No chatbots. You get a direct line to my team. We build this WITH you.
18. "Is my data safe?"
THE TRUTH:
We use bank-level encryption (Stripe). Your list is yours. We never share it.
19. "Moving customers is hard."
THE TRUTH:
Send us your spreadsheet. We do the import for you. You wake up, they are in the system.
20. "What about rain days?"
THE TRUTH:
One click: "Shift Route." The system texts everyone automatically. No phone calls.
21. "I charge quarterly."
THE TRUTH:
You set your own prices and rules. The system just handles the math and collection.
22. "I have an old truck."
THE TRUTH:
Software doesn't care what you drive. It puts money in your pocket so you can BUY a new one.
23. "I live on referrals."
THE TRUTH:
Referrals are great but you can't scale them. You need a faucet you can turn on and off.
24. "How long to see results?"
THE TRUTH:
Day 1. Launch the ads, get a paid booking within 24 hours. Speed is everything.
25. "My wife does the books."
THE TRUTH:
She will love this. It stops her from chasing invoices at 9 PM. Give her her life back.
THE DEAL
It costs less than one day of a bad employee.
The "Growth Engine"
Cancel Anytime.
- ✅ AI Ad Robot (Saves $2k/mo)
- ✅ Route Density Map
- ✅ Auto-Billing System
- ✅ My "Top 50" Ad Templates
I Will Pay YOU To Try This.
1. Sign up today.
2. We set up your account FOR YOU.
3. Use it for 30 days. Run the ads. Drive the routes.
4. If you aren't absolutely blown away... send me one email.
I will refund your $799 immediately.
AND... I will let you KEEP the customer list you generated.
You literally risk $0.00.
I only have server space for 50 Users right now.
Click here to join the waitlist before it closes.